when I give my boyfriend a morning peck on the lips
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so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day
when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo
Washing your hair everyday can lead to early hair loss. You hair needs to distribute it’s natural oils to remain healthy.
I think a lot more schools need to address this, teachers can be bullies also but rarely get caught out because it’s adults word over a child’s word.
third grade was hell because everyone thought i was exaggerating
my teacher in 7th grade called me trashey
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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